Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Wise Words from Andy Rooney

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you:

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.

3 comments:

Rowdy Dowdy's said...

My Sentiments exactly!!!

Anonymous said...

you girls are funny! I love my pig and enjoy the heck out of living with him... Mrs wagwood :)

Anonymous said...

Now see, I think that more true words were NEVER spoken! LOL! But we all know I"m a man-hater these days anyway ;) I borrowed this, by the way. And as usual, I'm thinking about you! *muah*