Dating is impossible. All options to meet new men suck; Tinder, Match, OKC, FL, CL. They are all sleazy breeding grounds for narcissistic, pushy, cheating, lying creeps who prey on the insecurities of women. Yes, I am well aware that this goes both ways but I am only talking about my experience so hush to my male readers.
Doesn't matter what I say in my profile, the exact opposite will hit me up. I say I like tall men because I am an Amazon, they tell me they are 5'6" and always wanted to climb a woman like a tree. Ummm, no. I say I am a smoker, they lecture me on bad habits and ask if I am quitting. Nope. I state that I am not into heavy partying, they ask if coke counts. Yes, yes it does.
I have been told I am not pretty enough to look for what I want. I am too old to be picky. I am too fat to be choosy. I have been told I am a "total stuck-up cunt" for not lowering my standards. Anyone who knows me knows I am only a mildly stuck-up cunt, jeez.
I feel physically drained from my interactions with online dating. I want to delete all my accounts and plan my life as a spinster. Fuck boyfriends, lovers or husbands. I have live music and my friends, family and the Criminals to keep me smiling. Unless you know of an attractive, tall, smart, funny, successful, bearded, tattooed, motorcycle riding, smoking, wine drinking, single guy you want to set me up with? Between 40 and 50 will do.
Damn, I am demanding.
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