Friday, April 28, 2017

River of Deceit

While I am very aware that I do not need to be dating at this time, I can't help but poke around on one dating site because I miss getting some attention. Truth. It feels good.

That being said, I have had the worst experiences. Here is my basic profile:

Let's get off on the right foot; if you voted for 45 swipe left because I already think you're an asshole...

Ex-punk rock girl all grown up. I drink and smoke. Tattoos and piercings but still very presentable to the folks. 5-9 so I like 'em tall. Beard fetish.

Non-vanilla. If you don't know what that means you should swipe left.


Nothing too scandalous and pretty to the point. 

I have received 40+ messages in a week. 80% are from people who want to tell me what a libtard-snowflake I am and how I should kill myself for my left-wing political views. I kid you not. The kicker is that when I go view their profiles, EVERY-LAST-ONE of them are under 5' 8". I am starting to think that it isn't really my 45 comment but that I have insulted the vertically challenged...

xoks


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